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Hayden and Salome set out to rescue Stuhmp from the two most dangerous people in Twin River (but not before doing a little shopping). Hayden finds a big coat and a little bun. Salome tries out a new ability. Stuhmp comes face to face with Courtois.

Our little murderers head for Twin River in a race to find Dr. Bancroft before Jameson. Hayden reaches out to Winona. Salome kindles an unlikely friendship. Stuhmp has a big day.

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Our heroes abscond from Providence and head west with two new acquaintances. Stuhmp puts a special rock to use. Salome receives news from Threed. Hayden has a religious experience.

In this exciting conclusion, our troubled teens spend a warm summer evening taking on a supernatural threat within the electrified gates of Camp Craven. Will they survive? Or will they only fuel its hunger?

The crew interrogates Luther as Providence recovers from the evening's bloody festival. Hayden recalls a marriage proposal. Stuhmp takes a leap of faith. Salome comes clean.

A group of teenage troublemakers (including guest player Imani Russell) get more than they bargained for when their summer trip to a religious reform camp takes a turn for the spooky. What lurks in the woods beyond Camp Craven, and who (if anyone) will survive it?

Our heroes scramble to survive as the Providence Mayhew Festival dissolves into a frenzied mob. Salome does some heavy reading. Stuhmp tries a sexy backflip. Hayden grabs ascot.

The crew heads for Providence, where a bustling festival and a dangerous guest of honor await them. Stuhmp sniffs out snake oil. Salome sees a familiar face. Hayden tips their hand and lends a hat.

The crew faces enemies on all sides in a crumbling mine. Hayden pursues a bounty. Salome smashes. Stuhmp has a heart-to-heart with a fellow dad.

The crew meets a strange denizen of the mine. Salome stumbles and shoots. Hayden has a difficult relationship with corn. Stuhmp makes a connection... and causes some destruction.

The crew tracks a trail of blood from the train robbers and their stolen cases of firepowder. Salome learns a lesson. Hayden learns the rules. Stuhmp collects some rocks. Someone wants to open a door.

All aboard for The Badlands! Salome Briar makes a quiet exit. Hayden "The Stranger" Kincaide finds a message. Stuhmp Steenling says goodbye. And they all board a train bound for parts unknowable.